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| Some factual statements about me: I am right, you are wrong. Fact. I am better than you, in every possible way. Fact. If you disagree, you are wrong and will be shot. In fact, your life isn't even worth living. If I were you, (and trust me, I’m glad that I am not) I’d have to kill myself. Quickly too, unless you wish to be lectured on how much faster and more efficient than you I am. I simply don't know how you can live with your mortal limitations. I am obsessed with the environment and would think myself a hippy (just with an utter deficiency of that “love and peace” nonsense). If you don’t recycle, you should be recycled. If you think that it doesn’t matter you are wrong and will be shot. If you wake up one morning and the world has become a toxic wasteland devoid of life (and you don’t live in Birmingham) then you shall have only your self to blame. I, however, will be enjoying a life of luxury on my lush tropical island. I will, of course, find the time to find and shoot you. I am an evil misanthropic atheist. If you believe in god, you are wrong. If you have no problem with other people believing in god, you are wrong. If you believe in Zeus, that’s fine, he smites the heathens with Lightning. I only say this because nobody believes in Zeus anymore, but they still believe in the fat guy with a beard, which is equally ridiculous. They are wrong. You are wrong. I am right. People are shit 99% of the time. If you turn your back they will rob and murder you. Everyone needs to be thrown in prison for the good of me. You need to be thrown in prison for the good of me. Ultimately you will escape because New Labour has ruined England, including the justice system. Fortunately I have a solution, that is final, and it involves being given a "shower". If you do not wish to be "showered", you will be shot instead. Opinion is irrelevant, there is simply Markus Maximus, and wrong. I know which option I'm going to chose, do you? Nobody is exempt from this rule, if you disagree with me, you are disagreeing with stone cold indisputable fact. You small, foolish person. My mind is so narrow that it could filter deuterium from hydrogen. You could say that my mind is as open as a closed book, bound in a steel cover that is welded shut and tied with chains, locked in a safe full of evil robotic snakes, a locked safe full of evil robotic snakes that is also welded shut and buried in concrete, at the bottom of the sea. There’s also a submarine guarding it. Oh, I’m also a little sarcastic, if you don’t get it, you are wrong! |
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- Current Residence: Beverley, East Yorkshire, England
- Interests: Mosty Immoral
- Favourite band or musician: http://www.last.fm/user/Calamity_Jones/
- Favourite genre of music: Classic Rock
- Favourite game: Total Annihilation
- Favourite cartoon character: ZIM!!
- Personal Quote: "How hard can it be?" - Jeremy Clarkson
- Website: http://www.facebook.com/calamityjones
- Email: calamity_jones@hotmail.com
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Greetz LenZ
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I don't mean that every bloody art is sick, just the ones without any sense
And yes, people need to keep their pathetic little problems to themselves...
Anyway. Where's the bloody milk? Who would drink tea without milk?!
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